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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between michael jackson,and neil armstrong... neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the MOON,and michael jackson likes to fuck little boys in the ass."

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"

"YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever."

"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies!"

"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"

"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""

"90s kids won't get this, either ... Psych!"

"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."

"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"

"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"