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"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."
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"""The auditors have just left sir."" ""Did they check the books?"" ""Very thoroughly."" ""What did they say?"" ""They want 15% to keep quiet."""
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"So the other day in calculus we were talking about concavity I asked if that's why prisoners brush their teeth"
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"When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is ""How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"""