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Joke of the Day

"Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down."

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition. I might enter my sister."

"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""

"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Amnesia. The librarian replies, ""fuck off, you'll forget to bring it back"" To which the man replies, ""bring what back?"""

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"

"What is Bing's most searched word ? Chrome"

"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"

"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"

"R.I.P water You will be mist!"