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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub."

"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."

"Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar.............. [removed]"

"What do you say after stubbing your toe? I thought the title was the start of a joke. You OWW me one joke!"

"Lame! I was tricked into watching PS, I Love You! It's definitely NOT about a guy that marries his PlayStation."

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"What does the Obama administration think about foreign relations? Why so Syrias?"

"If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them."

"Close your eyes. Now imagine a peaceful meadow. That meadow represents your betrayal. I told you to close your eyes, but you kept reading."

"I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, What the hell are you doing with your life?'"