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Joke of the Day

"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""

"I'm glad we don't call detergent by its full name: Detergentleman."

"Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them."

"Vote for the Best Military Joke of 2008 | Funny Stuff | Reader's Digest"

"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"

"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."

"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"

"It's only a little rad. It's a radish."

"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."

"I'm thinking of something really stupid to tweet -all of us all the time"