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Joke of the Day

"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""

"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."

"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school. I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!"

"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."

"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"

"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"

"I can't wait until humans move to a new planet and someone says, 'Remember having 24-hour days?' and some jerk responds, 'First world problems.' -Geoffrey Asmus"

"I have a bad habit of starting things and never finishing them. Let's all be thankful I'm not a surgeon."