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Joke of the Day

"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""

"Next week, who's that pokemon? Its jay fuckin garrick."

"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"

"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."

"I changed my last name on Facebook to ""dis"", so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post"

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."

"What is green and smells like red paint? Green paint. Haha"

"If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"

"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."