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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"
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"Me: You're going to disagree with this statement. Wife: No I'm not."
"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."
"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"
"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""
"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."
"I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."