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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."
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"Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hybromite? NaBrO"
"If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish."
"You can only regret what you remember. -Tequila"
"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"
"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."
"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"
"Used to be a stoner..... but I got all of that out my system in high school."
"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"