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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school. I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!"

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"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
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"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""
"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."