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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"
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"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."
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"What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."
"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."
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"sure I could capitalize letters or add a period at the end of this sentence but honestly who has the time or energy"
"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."
"Do you need a bag? I had just bought a box of condoms when the cashier asked, ""Do you need a bag?"" I replied, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""