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Joke of the Day

"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."

"Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series"

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"

"Just fell into a toilet last night and now I'm feeling really sad... Been down in the dumps all day."

"What's a good Mexican joke?"

"I've been married for about 45 lbs."

"My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?"

"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."

"I'm not racist, my shadow is black. "