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Joke of the Day

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""

"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."

"A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm ""not afraid to eat bread""--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks"

"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."

"A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him... -Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!"

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"Rap is 75% Crap."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"