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Joke of the Day

"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."

"If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain"

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"

"Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"

"What does Laquisha have for breakfast? Plan B"

"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"

"What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES"

"My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers. The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel."

"It's a good thing I'm not a god because I'd probably just end up eating the planets after midnight over the sink."

"Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn't remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge."