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Joke of the Day

"OSTRICH: *buries head in sand* ANTELOPE: You're crazy! OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail"

"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."

"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."

"Queer Irishman Sean: Did ya here the one about the queer Irishman? Brian: No. Sean: Seems he was spotted leaving the pub at 11 o'clock with a girl. Brian: So? Sean: Closing time's one."

"Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven."

"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"

"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."

"yea whataver ... i have a gf shes uhhh *looks around* imported. i mean foreign. yea shes a Modelo too. no i said model. a very especial girl"

"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."