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Joke of the Day

"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."

"I don't understand why people say they don't believe in sex before marriage... It's obviously sex after marriage that doesn't exist."

"Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car? Because the car had a sun ""woof""! Yes, I made this up myself. Yes, I have no friends."

"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."

"What do you call a pepper on a string that comes back to you? A Jalapenyo-yo"

"Native Americans watch the movie 1492 backwards because they want to see a happy ending."

"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."

"What do you call Annoying Orange and his gang having sex? An Orangy"

"I figured I'd just think of a punch line and then try to make a joke out of it. What did the comedian say when asked how he came up with his last joke?"