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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."

"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."

"""Doctor Doctor, I have three vaginas"" Well is it causing you any problems? ""Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"""

"What's the best part about fucking twenty-two year old's? They are in their sexual prime."

"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."

"Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on."

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"What train do you take to the synagogue? the jew jew tra"