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Joke of the Day

"I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car."

"You can tell how important a thing is by if there's a cheese of it: string, important; mars, not important; blue, important; democracy, not"

"Why would anyone want to shoot themselves or others when we live in a world where weed, titties, Game of Thrones and free music exists?"

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"""

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"

"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"

"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."