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Joke of the Day

"How does a Facebook employee greet each other? Hey there, whatsapp!!"

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"A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away...."
"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"
"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"
"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"
"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard."
"How did the chicken cross the freeway? Take the ""F"" out of ""Free"" and the ""F"" out of ""Way""."
"How are procrastination and masturbation alike? At first it's all fun, but in the end you realize you're just screwing yourself."