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Joke of the Day
"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."
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"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."
"Does jack Nicholson have it right? Absolutely! Lol so funny and true! http://imgur.com/Ty82Ugc http://imgur.com/69lQnye"
"My penis Oh, there must be a mistake... ...this post wasn't flagged as long."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that categorize people into two types and those who don't."
"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""
"Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left."
"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."
"""Sorry my phone died"" -something I've said 5,326 times but it's never actually happened"