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Joke of the Day
"What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond"
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"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"
"My boyfriend said he wanted me to be more affectionate, so now I have TWO boyfriends."
"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!"
"Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again Don't trip again - me running up the stairs"
"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"
"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""