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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"

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"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"
"If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,""Help, they've turned me into a parrot"", you are wasting everybody's time."
"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."
"I need to get my spine removed.. It's been holding me back my whole life"
"I started a band called 999 MegaBytes... We haven't got a gig yet..."
"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."
"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"
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