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Joke of the Day

"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"

"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"

"What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank"

"LEAVE ME ALONE GRANDMA I'M ENTERTAINING LITERALLY TENS OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET"

"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"

"Me: What do you think of my tweets? Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say? Wife: You're consistent."

"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"

"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"

"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"

"What's the difference between a fence and Ellen Pao One knows how to link properly."