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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""
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"I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."
"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."
"A Man Walks Into A Bar... And Says ""Aw"""
"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."
"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."
"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"
"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"