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Joke of the Day
"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
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"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no"
"Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn."
"Was the discovery of a new planet an accident? or did they planet"
"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber. edit: words"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"
"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"