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Joke of the Day

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."

"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."

"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"Good one liner You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?"

"My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics. I drew my own conclusions."

"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."