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Joke of the Day

"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"

"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."

"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."

"What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common? They're both ash-holes."

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"I have a bit of a sinking feeling about today I feel like it's a day of titanic proportions, but my memory of what it could be is completely drowned out."

"What a time to be alive! Right now."

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."

"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Porsche? (Not what you think) I've never been inside a Porsche."