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Joke of the Day
"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."
Next Joke
"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."
"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"
"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"
"Better than a Cuppa Joe! With a picture of a rooster...hahaha http://poptrendz.com/collections/t-shirts/products/womens-t-shirt-2"
"What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash."
"My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back. Seriously it's the world to me."
"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."
"What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax."
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"