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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."
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"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We've got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says: ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""
"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."
"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost three days already."
"I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv"
"What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing? Muscle tone deaf."
"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"