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Joke of the Day
"Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either."
Next Joke
"In some parts of the world, it's considered rude to be a woman."
"Him:You married? Me:Aww You think I'm that pretty? H:Ma'am just filling out your pape- M:SO I'M UGLY? H:I'll tell the therapist to hurry"
"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."
"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."
"""Your honor, my client is absolutely not a flight risk.""n""What makes you so sure?""n""He is a penguin."""
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."
"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"
"What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine"
"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."