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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."

"Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line."

"[explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251"

"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"

"What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? Fapjacks!"

"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."

"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""

"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"

"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"