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Joke of the Day

"Him:You married? Me:Aww You think I'm that pretty? H:Ma'am just filling out your pape- M:SO I'M UGLY? H:I'll tell the therapist to hurry"

"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"

"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."

"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"

"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"

"I slipped in the shower and almost fell... Good thing my uncle caught me"

"Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week? I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one."

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."

"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""