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Joke of the Day
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."
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"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"
"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"
"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."
"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind."
"I went to China and couldn't find a single Catholic church... I guess they must have heard about the ""One-child only"" policy"
"The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray."
"Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born."