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Joke of the Day

"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"

"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."

"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."

"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"

"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""

"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."

"[1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry."

"What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game? One of them you want to see a lot less of."

"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"