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Joke of the Day

"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."

"This is why I don't tell Math jokes The average maths joke is pretty mean"

"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"

"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."

"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."

"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."

"What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher."

"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."