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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."
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"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."
"They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia."
"I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls."
"Ain't no party like a missing child search party Cause a missing child search party don't stop."
"What's the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings ""were misinterpreted"". Whoops, wrong sub."
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"
"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""
"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"