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Joke of the Day
"This is why I don't tell Math jokes The average maths joke is pretty mean"
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"This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of ""Cats"" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer."
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"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"
"What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?"
"A woman walks up to a guy in blue swimming trunks and says, ""Your eyes match your swim trunks!"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"Where does Arnie sit at the movies? Aisle B - Back."
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"What do you call a gay man's nut sack? Mud Flaps"
"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"