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Joke of the Day

"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."

"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."

"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"

"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."

"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"All I have is blood on my hands now. Papercut"

"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""

"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."