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Joke of the Day
"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."
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"If u ask me to baby sit 3 and at d end of d day can find only 1, dat is not a reflection on me as a babysitter.i was nevr gud at maths"
"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"
"Exercise, the poor man's plastic surgery."
"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"
"Dad, what's a Freudian slip? Well son, it's when you say one thing and mean your Mother...I mean another."
"{batman walking downstairs} ""Hmmm. Looks like Catwoman's left me a present"" [the half-eaten corpse of Birdman lies lifeless on the carpet]"
"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"
"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."
"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."