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Joke of the Day
"What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher."
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"Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there? ""Little girl"". Little girl, who? ""Little girl who can't reach the door knob""."
"I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony. I never know when to clap."
"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"I become instantly beautiful when I put on my sunglasses. -Every girl, ever."
"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."
"Farted in front of my Jewish boss today. He wasn't impressed. It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone."
"My wife was cremated after her death. Also during."
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"