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Joke of the Day
"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."
Next Joke
"Dad says to me, you'd be a great fisherman Because you check the net all the time"
"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"
"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"
"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"
"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"
"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."
"Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion."
"Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand? I'll sit"