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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""ARGHAGHRRAH!"""
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"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."
"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."
"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."
"She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them."
"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"
"God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters"