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Joke of the Day
"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."
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"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because their women don't want it unless it's 10% off"
"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"
"Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy."
"DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale PATIENT: Ok DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*"
"It looks like I'm missing a lot of tweets. They were probably so great the Library of Congress just couldn't wait to archive them."
"What idiot called it.... What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest"""
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip"
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"
"Good yawning everyone"