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Joke of the Day

"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"

"It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body."

"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."

"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."

"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."

"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"

"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."

"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."