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Joke of the Day

"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."

"Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat."

"Bae: Come over. Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13."

"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"

"Insulting Bakers is Good Fun You can really get a rise out of them."

"""Gosh it's raining cats and dogs"" said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. ""I know"" said his mother. ""I've just stepped in a poodle!"""

"Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: ""What was that ?"" John says: ""That was an atomic bomb"""