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"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
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"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."
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"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop!"
"Trying to decide who to leave my middle fingers to when I die."
"The future Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years. Come on man, I wear glasses. I don't have 2020 vision."
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."
"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"
"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"
"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""