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Joke of the Day

"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."

"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""

"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"

"You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended."

"What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"A little bird told me that 5 Hour Energy shots can cure hangovers. Not sure I can trust a talking bird while on acid, though."

"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"

"Why did Adele cross the road To get to the other side"

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A gift for all redditors. It's called The Alphabet. You can use as much of it as you want, as many times as you want so that you will write in complete fucking sentenc"