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Joke of the Day

"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."

"Islam is a religion of piece. A piece of you here, there, everywhere."

"What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game? Mein Kraft"

"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."

"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"

"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"

"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."

"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"

"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"

"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."