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Joke of the Day

"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"

"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."

"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."

"What's the difference between a slave owner and Bernie Sanders The slave owner's Dick works Note: The slave owner has a slave named Dick"

"My friends holds her breath driving past cemeteries cause of superstition but I thought she just didn't want to be cocky about breathing"

"What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."

"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."