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Joke of the Day

"Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters? Because they aren't capitalist"

"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !"

"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."

"I just got fired from the calendar factory All I just did was take a day off..."

"What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal? Press'n Seal"

"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"