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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slave owner and Bernie Sanders The slave owner's Dick works Note: The slave owner has a slave named Dick"

"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."

"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."

"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."

"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."

"What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh"

"sometimes i see a bird & i hate it for no reason. i'm not proud of it but its true. they have tiny heads & even smaller hearts. they hate us"

"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"