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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."

"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."

"Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river ""Hey!!! How do I get on the other side??"" ""You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"""

"Why are all comic book readers drug addicts? They just can't resist the heroine."

"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"

"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"

"Fitness tip: It's absolutely crucial to take ""rest days"" when working out so you don't get hurt. I've recently taken over 300 of them."

"She's got the face of an angel, a heart of gold, & a body that won't quit. Who cares that she curses like a trucker and drinks like a fish."

"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."