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Joke of the Day
"What was the slutty princess full of? Kingdom come"
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"What do robots dip in salsa? Microchips"
"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"
"What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ? A Headphone"
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww."
"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."