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Joke of the Day
"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."
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"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"
"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"
"The Mob Hey, guess who has both thumbs and owes money to mafia. *Gestures towards self with thumbs* *Puts on a serious face* No one has both thumbs and owes money to the mafia."
"A dyslexic man.. Three men go to a bar, but only two walk in. One of them is dyslexic, he walked into a bra."
"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""
"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."
"[Serious] what are the serious impacts of drinking water just after you had had a wet dream?"
"Q: What did the tree say to the mountain? A: Stop peaking at me."
"""dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green""? ""well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"""